G R A Y illusions ♫

Sunday, June 28, 2009



blog is dying. so i decided to post what i posted on fb. hahaha


your about to hit a tree..
dont realise and bang into the tree head on.

you are going into a haunted house..
go in and try not to scream like a lunatic.

some mongoloid is talking to you..
whats a mongoloid?

some one is talking to you in a different language..
save Sorry in every language i know. hoping i guessed one correctly. Sorry. Diu bu qi. Sumi-masan. Yuan de bu neng na. (lol)

your about to be hit with a hanger by your mom..
my mum wont hit me with a hanger lah.

your running through the forest..
enjoy the fresh air.

your classmate said you are stupid in your face..
so are u.

a kid who irritates you like hell is running..
throw a bottle at him and hopes he falls down.

your mom is lecturing you through the phone..
take the phone away, then when no more nagging, put it back and say : OK.

your fat classmate is running and you see her/his fats shaking..
burst out laughing inside. ahem.

you are stuck in an elevator with a hot guy and an old lady..
call ambulance cause my hp pro :D in lift got connection. or press the bell.

you have been pulled to the stage..
stare at the emcee.

you farted in a crowd of people..
good. no one would know who farted cause so many people. HAHAHA.

you woke up in the middle of the night and you want to eat but your scared that there are ghost in the kitchen..
wtf. u think hungry ghost festival is it.

T H E illusionist ♫Sunday, June 28, 2009

Friday, June 19, 2009







enjoy dying. lol

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, June 19, 2009



LAUGH. UNTIL. YOU. DIE.



T H E illusionist ♫Friday, June 19, 2009



ANOTHER INCIDENT OF LAUGH UNTIL U DIE.

valentine song dedication. HAHAHA



T H E illusionist ♫Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009



PRACTICALLY LAUGH UNTIL U DIE.



T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, June 18, 2009



Omg. so long never update. Somemore its the holidays!! heh. ok

Restaurant City is my new addiction. lol. I cant think of anything to write. hmm
so u can say im updating for updating's sake :D

toodles~

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009



i never knew that a lizard in the house could bring so much havoc and mayhem. not to mention mad laughter.

Characters : me, mom, dad

Me : Wa! Got lizard on dining table!
Mom: (screams from kitchen) Go kill it!
Dad: Don take newspaper hit lah. stupid. later u hit the glass break how?!?! some more got so much stuff on top. (shoos lizard onto floor)
Me: (takes newspaper and whacks)
- lizard runs to kitchen where mom is -
Me: Oi! The lizard ran into the kitchen
Mom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!! QUICK! KILL ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!! 快把它杀！！
Me: (laughs hysterically)
Dad: (runs into kitchen with newspaper) WHACKS! ok. lizard die liao. (toss newspaper to me) go clean it.
Me: -__-
- after analizing the lizard -
Me: The lizard havent die yet lah.
Mom: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~!!!!!!!!!! QUICK! KILL ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! 快把它杀！！
Me: (whacks harder)
Me: ok. officially die liao.




XD
i couldnt stop laughing even after the whole incident was over.

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009



I was in the car listening to 90.5FM when the 2 broadcasters were discussing about which was the stronger gender between 2.

G: Did you know that (blah) professor has actually found out that Women are the stronger gender? In terms of immunity system.
B: Oh really?
G: Yes, and it's becouse of our female hormones. The hormones boosts our immunity system, making us less prone to common flu and able to fight back more effectively.
B: (abit bu gan yuan) I see.
G: So here's a message to all males out there. Would you like to be as strong as us females?
B: How can we achieve that?
G: Well, I shld say, are u PREPARED for what to face instead. Are YOU prepared to get female hormones injected into you?
B: Well certainly no thank you. You know, I've always acknowledged Women to be the strong gender.
G: Really?
B: Yeah. That's why we let them handle the brooms, mops, dishes, pots and pans...

XD

ROFL. HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!

T H E illusionist ♫Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009



hooray ive changed skin again :D credits go to rachel (: this was supposedly one of the options for daji skin -__- hahaha!!

MEP CAMP!
mep camp was more fun today :DD Now I really like Oklahoma! its a great musical and people who see this post shld really go watch it (: (though i doubt u would...)

i gtg :DD
gonna watch InkHeart tonight :DDDDD

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, June 05, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009



something extremely entertaining happened on the day i went back for math extra lessons during the hols. Joni's table partner was absent so i packed my things and migrated there. When i arrived, I saw a post-it on her table. In big bold purple letters, there was the 6 sacred words.


I MUST NOT SLEEP IN CLASS!
- not on the table
- not on the chair
- not against the wall
- and not on Joni


LOL!! hahahahahahahahahaha XD

i need to at least touch my holiday homework. Geez.

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, June 03, 2009