im currently munching on going-to-expire-in-4-days honey stars. bleah. something's wrong with me ): when i get extremely hungry and ravenous, i just have to take one look at the mouth-watering chicken rice, or the delicious looking mushroom rice, or smell the aroma of chilli from orange bowl. and WHAM! my appetite's gone. D:

im gonna be hollow in the stomach like huijun soon. ):


A MATH AND E MATH JOINING FORCES ON THURS!! matrices, the revolution of matrix. lol

(matrix - referring to the robot movie)



plus, i cant eat sweets D: cause i just brushed my teeth!! damn. and if i eat sweets, i'll have to brush my teeth again. and it'll waste time, water, toothpaste and energy. DDDD:


CONGRANTS SNSB~!! GOLD W HONOURS!
4th april, a day worth looking forward to~

T H E illusionist ♫Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Dear Huijun
I dont really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realized it when i saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital, and I saw you carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychaitrist about the bruises and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Go milk a cow,
Qianpin


HEELARIOUS!!

Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

T H E illusionist ♫Sunday, March 29, 2009

i figured i should just stick to this skin. cause i like black and blue. and i dont mind the green. plus i think it's beautifully mysterious. :D

ok, today i went for the hcco briefing at hcjc. well, group leaders were the games guinea pigs. lol. and it was really disorganised. tsk. only tried out 3 games out of like what? 5+? but i can assure that the games will be hysterically fun :D WHEEEEEEEEEE~~ cant reveal too much cause hj will see this .__.

well, shall only reveal some stuff.
my partner is taller than me. WAHAHAHAHAH
and i cant wait for sat :DD gonna long teng with ____ and ____ :D hahaha
oh ya. hj, if u're reading this. rmb to bring extra tee. cause may get splattered with ___ (something u do not want to know. trust me)

T H E illusionist ♫Saturday, March 28, 2009

i should really learn to update more often. plus hj says my blogskin is !@#$% ): I SHLD CHANGE SONG TOO? HAHA. NEED MAINTAINENCE (:

LOOKING FORWARD TO HWA CHONG INTERACTION (: im grp leader!! yay!! :DDD

help me decide D:
http://blogskins.com/info/158095/ <--- emo

lets try something less emo
http://blogskins.com/info/171714/ <--- omg. too PINK!! and whats with the smiles everywhere?

MAYBE someone could help me find :D since my search usually ends with a super emo one like this current butterfly one. or something childish and primary-schoolish like my older fantasy one. ARGH!!

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, March 27, 2009

KUROSHITSUJI <3333333333333333

T H E illusionist ♫Saturday, March 21, 2009

i seriously need to stop buying poker cards -__- i already have like... 8!! so im selling them :D heh. anyone interested can buy.
For Sale:
1 OURAN HIGH SCHL HOST CLUB
1 DEATH NOTE
2 D.GRAY-MAN
1 CODE GEASS
2 PRINCE OF TENNIS
1 HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE


i offer abt 3.50 - 5 :D cause some cost 4.80 and some cost 6.50

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, March 20, 2009

i found some cosplay pics (: i think they're really good. though there were some that were !@#$% enjoy the good ones first. in next post then i show u the gross one o_O



L from Death Note

Suzaku from Code Geass

Lenalee from D.Gray-man the best lenalee cosplay ive ever seen

Shirley from Code Geass .not bad (: really pretty :3

OURAN HIGH SCHL HOST CLUB!!
kaoru and hikaru are the best .__. the twins with the orange hair (:

T H E illusionist ♫Monday, March 16, 2009

THE FREAKING HOLIDAYS ARE FINALLY HERE!! :DDDDDDD


but its so packed ):
Mon- TUITION
Tues - CO PRAC
Wed - ANIME DAY-OUT
Thurs - CO PRAC
Fri - DOUBLE TUITION
Sat - TUITION
Sun - GUZHENG

no so much of a hols ehh?

busted my wrist during soccer. and accidents come in pais huo4 bu4 dan1 xing2 so i twisted my hip too. DDDD: one after another, misfortunes just keep trickling in. recovered from flu and sore throat, and now im stuck with a busted wrist and a twisted hip ):

NEVERTHELESS~ I WELCOME THE HOLIDAYS AND LOOK FORWARD TO WHAT MYSTERIES TOMORROW HOLDS FOR ME (:

MONK SEASON 7 IS FINALLY OUT!! :DDDDD

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, March 13, 2009

today the hwa chong exchange programme people had morning jog with us .__. so hj and i predicted that they would "show-off" by running in front of everyone else at a super fast speed.

and they did.
:D


which reminds me of a rather lame thing that happened last year. it was a convo with this guy on msn at nearing 2am :D

him: hey, 2am liao havent sleep?
me: nvm la
him: ur mom wont scold meh?
me: she dont know XD
him: no good to lie to ur mom
me: ok then i log off now
me: bye.
him: NO!! DONT LEAVE ME >_<
me: but if i stay i'll be cheating my mom
- after a long silence -
him: i dont know...
him: dont make me cry T.T

-__-

liu bin is seriously controlled by his tigress wife. and when people claim that he's not the "tiger" of the family, i tell them. he is the tiger, just that his wife is wu song. and everyone falls to their knees. laughing in agony

oh and wei lao shi asked the daji people why last tues never prac with liu bin's wife (huo lao shi) and then huo complain to wei, say we very disobedient. so we told her that the leader went home early cause she came down with fever and sec 4s came late nearing 6 so we never went up in the end
wei: then why u never call and inform her?
us: we dont have her number, only the leader has but she went home
wei: u can go up and tell her mar!
us: ...
no one was brave enough to go .__.

a math and chem and compre test on fri!! then its FREEDOMMMMMMMM!!! AND A WHOLE WEEK WITH MY BELOVED ANIME :DDDDDDDDD (after co) -__-

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, March 11, 2009

i never knew youtube was so interesting. hahaha. i had a good laugh today (:

watch the "original version"




very shuai *sparkles*

code geass version :



omgggg!!! LELOUCH, SUZAKU, GIRO, ROLO and ... xinke.. back to lelouch

D.Gray-man (:



YAY!! KYAA. LAVI, bak? TYKI, ALLEN, KANDA and back to LAVI ^^

death note: ohohoho



LIGHT, anonymous, MISA? MELLO, L, NEAR.


enough of anime now :D haha. PE was, once again. ROFL. everyone is now officially afraid of my devilish kick. because i refuse to run and sweat like a dog, i volunteered to be goalie. haha. and i refuse to use my hands to throw the ball either. so i either use my head or leg, and the answer is pretty obvious...

Scenario ONE:
Ball come. I run towards. Everyone runs away.

Scenario TWO:
Everyone gathers around goalpost. I get ready to kick. Everyone gets ready for ball. I kick. Everyone squats to avoid incoming ball. -__-

Scenario THREE:
Ball gets shot out. I retrieve. Prepare to kick into field. Kicks. Ball misses field. Ball flies 5 metres straight up from point of impact.

.__.

T H E illusionist ♫Saturday, March 07, 2009

TAG PEOPLE TAG!!

and ive finally changed blog song ^^ the front part abit scary. but go on and listen to the rest, because its beautiful.

and ive installed a music corner too :D

btw, all the music are in jap X3

CODE GEASS IS AWESOME!! LELOUCH IS <33333333 and i went to use lelouch and suzaku in my chinese compo today :D luckily its not graded XD

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, March 04, 2009

THIS POST IS ALL ABOUT ANIME. SO PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXPOSED TO IT PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE TO READ FURTHER OR PREPARE TO ENTER A REALM OF CONFUSION.


CODE GEASS
ive finally finished watching the series. *sighs*

It was
a really
fantastic
and
sorrowful ending

lelouch was brave to burden all the world's hatred on him. and i wonder if suzaku will continue to wear that revolting mask. Orange and Anya have started working on an orange farm :/ Gino is unknown. Nunally could see all along, which is retarded. And the world is now a much better place.


for poeple who have no idea what im talking about. go watch the show. 50 episodes ONLY.

umm.. ignore the "only" :X

T H E illusionist ♫Sunday, March 01, 2009