random and retarded mmvs. hahaha. i like the beer one -3-















T H E illusionist ♫Friday, October 31, 2008

yeah im addicted to oldies (: wahahas. please stay to listen to all 4 songs ): oldies arent 2lao 4tu. listening to beethoven/mozart/tchaikovsky ect. is even worse. they're in the 16th - 17th century. worse. dead for more than 300+ years.

anyways songs are just plainly songs to me (: be it heavy metal, love songs, piano solos, orchestral pieces blah blah blah... they're all pleasing to the ear :D

so let's appreciate music that has been lost to this generation yeahs?

just incase u didn't see the music column down there, i'll just post what music is currently playing
1. Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
2. All out of Love by Air Supply
3. Lemon Tree by Fool's Garden
4. Money Money Money by ABBA

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, October 31, 2008

Found this on youtube. Freaking CUTE and RETARDED (:




T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, October 29, 2008

got back PPR, Geog got A2, not B3 -__-

Two choices : Egoistic or Practical. How to decide?
Egoistic = bye to physics
Practical = bye to Enhannced Curriculum

Decision is quite obvious now, C2.

Really hope people could respect the decision. Are there more egoistic or practical people out there?

Don't wanna think anymore, just let life take its course.

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I have given up my invitation to option C1a and have taken to C2 instead. Hope I don't regret my choice.

T H E illusionist ♫Saturday, October 25, 2008

i found this on youtube. it's MUSIC IDOL. and they're bloody retarded




ok she's supposed to sing Can't Live Without You. instead of singing english, she sang GIBBERISH




T H E illusionist ♫Friday, October 24, 2008

PPR came back today. -__- one word to describe it all : SUCKS

When the slip first reached my hand, I hastily flipped it over, and I saw 64.6. At that point of time, my heart literarily broke into smitherings D; I emo-ed for quite some time, going through the grades. Then I saw it, Maths. 40.0 ... I was like.. : SINCE WHEN DID I FAIL MATH?!?! gahh!! So I marched straight up to Mr Lin to query him about the math error. It turned out he did key in wrongly :DDD He only keyed in Paper 1. The same thing happened to Jerlyn who got 45.0 for Math when she was supposed to get 82.0 ( super high A1 ) My original score was 80.0 so 40.0 was like HALF.

Really glad that my marks are going to be changed ^^ due to change, I have been invited to option C1a. Which isn't good enough for me. I WANT MY THRIPLE SCIENCE D; So I shall try to opt in, and hopefully get accepted (:

The PPR slip currently isn't with me. It's currently in changing process but I'll get it back tomorrow. But if I'm not wrong, these should be the marks
English - A2
Chinese - C5
Science - B3
ELit - A2
Geog - B3
Hist - C6
Math - A1
MEP - A2
Art - C5 <-- who cares abt art?! :D

Total percentage should be 65% - 69%

When I told my mom my marks, she said, "Very Good! Though there's still room for improvemtn, but I'm proud of you. So is Daddy."

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I mean, my results are so crappy and you say they're GOOD?!?! But still relieved they didn't scold me, they even treated me to Jack's Place :DD

Thanks to Jerlyn and XinYun for the wonderful farewell letter and gift :DD I really enjoyed reading them and I shall paste the magnet on my fridge so that I'll see it everyday when I sneak by for a snack and I'll remember what great friends you guys were (: THANKS ^^

shall try to keep my post short. (: BYE~ and jia you for Sec 3 next year!! :DD

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, October 23, 2008

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, October 16, 2008

EOYS papers are back (: and they SUCK. shant elaborate too much on them.. but, without fail. there will always be bummers every year -__-

HIST: for the source-based pic, how the hell am i supposed to know its a malay knife??!!! to me, it looks like some sort of shrivelled up lizard... so i wrote... "the knife has cut off a portion of the animal, this shows that cruelty and brutality was present during the riot." -__-

GEOG: attention!! HDB does not stand for Highly Dangerous Buildings anymore!! instead it's HIGH DENSITY BUILDINGS!! dono who's the retard who wrote that, but its freakin hilarious...

SCIENCE: no bummers for bio and chem and no more H + O = EXPLOSION crap. (thank god) juz minor mistakes in physics (:

ENGLISH: no bummers for compre, summary and situational, thank god. for compo, however, i wrote. "I should not have let you SCREW your life like that." what in heaven's name made me write such stuff?!! Ms praba (quoted) : No FANTASIES!! I know it's wonderful that you still believe in unicorns and fairies but please... and NO 'I realised it was a dream'..." XDDD

MATHS: none :DD

ELIT: none. *says prayer of thanks*

CHINESE: I PASSED SUMMARY :DDD 2nd lowest in class wahaha!! tied with christine ^_-

so people, vote for ur fav bummers and i'll publish the winning ones in the next post ^^

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, October 16, 2008

ytd before going to huijun's, i decided to call first since it was rather sudden... and guess what... huijun was sleeping -__- so i was like... urgh... and i went "huijuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun ( really despo) " unaware that it was on voice recording and her father heard everything -____________- so yeah, he cracked up and huijun woke up (:

went there around 12, ate lunch ( really lazy to type every single thing that happenend so i'll just fast forward :D)

afternoon we ate lunch
went shopping at home fair
went collect dvds
went shopping again ( almost died )
ate Roti Boy :DD ( DELICIOUS!! )
shopped more ( dead )
ate dinner
parents went home
went swimming at 9pm
freaked out when the pool lights switched off at 10pm
played puzzle until 12.30am
went to sleep
woke up in the middle of the nite...
woke up in the morning, 7.30am
huijun was still slping
at 8 i played com
huijun woke up 1.5 hrs later
huijun's mom went swimming
ate laksa 4 breakfast :D
came back to s'pore in schl bus
met the infamous molestor queen o_O ( she's quite pretty wad D: ) [ boys r so mean ...]

i slept over on the 12th oct, so today, 13 oct, im back in s'pore and in one piece :DDD took the primary schl bus to marsiling mrt. and yes, there are alot of primary kids, P1, P2 who take the bus to s'pore from m'sia everyday. amazingly... all the boys damn naughty -__- they kept bullying this smalll girl cuz her mom very kiang su or sth like that...

bought macs home :D choco milkshake is damn sweet ><

T H E illusionist ♫Monday, October 13, 2008

Your Body's Element is Air

You are competitive, assertive, and dominant. You live to win, and it really makes you angry if you lose. You are brilliant and competent. No matter what you're doing, you now your stuff. People tend to be intimidated by your intelligence. It's hard to measure up to you. Your energy tends to be: ebbing and flowing Your power color is: white

You Are Having a Blue Day

Today is the kind of day that challenges you to the core. You're going to have to stay cool. You have the intelligence, skills, and drive to rise to the occasion. Your mind is sharp. While things may be a bit chaotic, you are still taking the time to reflect and be calm. Today you are extra attractive and interesting to people. You are giving off a detached vibe, which is very intriguing.

You Are a "Wink"

T H E illusionist ♫Monday, October 13, 2008

i knew it, I KNEW IT!! I KNEW THAT TAKING PART IN GAMES CARNIVAL

WOULD BE A REGRET FOR ME!!


GAHHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer, played 5 games. won 1 -__- here are the scores:
Game 1: 0-6
Game 2: 0-6
Game 3: 0-2
Game 4: 1-0
Game 5: 0-2

pathetic...

nothing much to do today ... slept at 2am last nite, but still amazingly active today (: from this games carnival, i've concluded that :
1. Francine is an awesome goal keeper
2. Raeann runs incredibly fast
3. Mel is GOOD
4. YiXuan is GREAT
5. LiTing was SUPER
6. i suck

played first game, got really depressed
went to table tennis to support them (:
then went back for another match, lost again and emo-ed out at the water cooler
went to support tables tennis again...
played another match
supported floorball
played another match
supported table tennis
went to look for frisbee and captain's ball. couldnt find them anywhere
so went back for last game
supported tabble tennis again :DD

i seemed to be the only table tennis supporter there... :/

pretty boring day . bleah...

T H E illusionist ♫Friday, October 10, 2008

HAHA. today huijun came home with me to pick up my co file which i'd forgotten to bring to school =P

as expected, even though we only had 30mins at my house, she insisted on signing into msn XDD and zheng jie was there.

retarded stuff we said to each other

zj says:
you guys lesbian'ing?

huijun says:
why?? jealous ar??

-___________- <-- my comments

then at one point,
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and it was annoying zj, obviously.

zj says:
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it was funny when "this" thing popped out so unexpectedly. hahaha

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, October 09, 2008

today was enrichment ((: and cohort was split into 2 groups : english and chinese

majority was chinese. those who signed up for chinese were normally cliques. anyways, father simon came in. and he gav us a really touching talk on god and stuff and how we shld thank those around us. then i began to wonder.. -___- is this a reflection or a baptising session??

father simon made alot of people cry, and the only other place where i see people cry is at a church once. ( my senior made me go ) and at that church, i was new. so as expected, everyone asked me whether i wanted to become christian... and i was like : nah, i like being a free thinker (: and they wouldnt give up -__- even when i went toilet.. they followed me. I REPEAT!! THEY FOLLOWED ME!!!

that was a freaky experience... >< color="#ff99ff">GAMES CARNIVAL -___- gahh!! gotta get some sleep. Tues slept at 12am, yesterday at 1am and today most probably 2am :/ looks like i aint got proper sleep these days... shall try to slp by 12 ^^

T H E illusionist ♫Thursday, October 09, 2008

mep test wasnt that bad. it was actually less than an hour when the time specified was 1.5 hrs. and, yes, mrs tham has once more given us heaps of hints ((: but im sure the mezzo-soprano part dictation was all wrong -__-

to prepare for today's mep test, i had to go to mrs rosy tan's hse ytd was last minute revisions (: and it was CRAPPY. due to upcoming theory exams, i hav put my practical aside. and guess what... she asked me to play one of my pieces -__- and use them to identify whether it's binary or ternary form.

it was SHIT.

even she agreed. and she said "you see here?!! i ask u break up the crotchets you never break!! next week you had better break them up or ill break your hand!!" -__________________-"


bleah.

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, October 08, 2008

ok. first of all, EOYS are finally over :DD and here i am. bursting with stuff to blog... total i hav 11, so this is gonna be a pretty long post... and i like the new skin :DD check out my flyffables. hahaha.

1. SICK

Yes, i fell ill just 2 weeks before the exam. the illness dragged on to tuesday during the exam week. then on wednesday it miraculously went away... i couldn't recognise my voice when i woke up. i was in the kitchen and my father was asking me where i got the orange from. u noe... fruitti and vege week (retarded) sheng shiong kindly sponsered st nicks mandrain oranges.. so i wanted to say. 2xue 4xiao 3gei 4de. and when i spoke. my dad almost died laughing... my voice was lower than his -___-

2. GLOBAL GREETINGS

our class is a funny and interesting class. ((: on friday, 2 weeks before EOYS, XinLing had this crazy idea that we greeted t'chers with diff languages on diff days. haha :D
Fri = French
Mon = Jap
Tues = Korean (had difficulty pronouncing)
Wed = Thai
Thurs = Hawaiin. ALOHA :D
Fri = the greetings gradually died cuz we ran out of languages... and we din wanna use malay. my god... so horrid

3. CONNEXIO 2001

i was surfing thru the connexios in the library one day when i saw my P1 photo :D and guess what... -__- i jumped. i freaking hell jumped.. ok... everything was sitting down with such wonderful manners and i had to jump and spoil the pic. charmaine saw and she kept laughing and wouldnt stop even when we reached home... i guess i'll always be a retard -__-

4. MAN TOU AND BAO JOKE

a man tou and a chicken bao went to the movie. chicken bao cried but man tou did not. why?
Ans: cuz man tou hav no "fillings"...
haha. ... ....... i knew this first part of the joke. but i never knew there was a second part until xinling told me.
chicken bao and char siew bao went to watch a movie. chicken bao cry but char siew bao laugh. why?
Ans: they hav different "fillings" HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs hysterically* ok, back to the post

5. CHINA'S MILK SCAM

first of all, i think the world is over-reacting over the milk powder and melamine scam. melamine wont kill u -__- it's true that it's harmful but it is only a very small dosage. U WONT DIE. I REPEAT. U WONT DIE. so stop getting so worked up with the milk. cant help it anyways... Singaporeans are just so Kiang Si (afraid to die)

6. PHYSICS MIND CONTROL TRICK

during our last lesson of physics, mr ihmran (not sure i spelt it correctly) decided to show us a mind control trick. he was supposed to control our minds into picking the colour he wanted. so we had 4 colours, Blue, White, Red and Yellow. he wrote the colour he wanted us to pick on the board and hid it with the screen. we picked 2 colours red and white. so he took blue and yellow away. then we chose white so he took white away. and we were left with red. he lifted up the board, and there it was. the big fat word "red" written on it.
amazing rite? but no one was surprised. instead we laughed -___- what an unusual reaction
-__- but anyways i figured out the trick :DDD hahaha.

7. CHEM TEST. H + O = EXPLOSION

i was filling last year chem stuff when i came across a test we did last year. ok. this is retarded.
Question: How do you test for the presence of hydrogen?
the correct answer was supposed to be : Put a lighted splint near the mouth of the test tube, if it extinguishes with a "pop" sound, hydrogen is present.
however, i wrote : Mix hydrogen with oxygen, if there's an explosion, hydrogen is present.
cant believe i wrote that -__-
t'cher's comments: that's a very dangerous way to test for hydrogen...

8. I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAMESHOW

yes it's finally here!! and im gonna watch it tomoro!! WOOOOO watched it last week before the math test. hahaha. the title was majide and whenever commercials came or were over, the mc had to go: SONNA MAJIDE!! and do that crazy handsign. and the best part is the whole audience would follow him. XDDD so from far it looks like a group of retards doing : SONNA MAJIDE!!! and screaming crazily and hysterically.

9. ... actually i hav many more to blog abt. but im too lazy to type... sry :DD

REMEMBER TO FEED MY FLYFFABLES :DD

T H E illusionist ♫Wednesday, October 08, 2008